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sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Dude, that drive of shame took her a few hours because her roommate slept in that day.
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a man/woman who keeps having sex with many different men/wemen one right after another.
me:that man is such a flash drive .
katie:i know.
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During anal sex you grab your woman's arms and drive her around like a truck. Make sure you don't turn too hard or she wiil bend you in half.
Timmy: Dude! I was totally back seat driving your mom yesterday!
Jimmy: SWEEEEEEET! ME TOO!
Anonymous: I love to back seat drive.
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The challenge of doing 10 vodka shots at the end of the night whilst designated driver, and getting home before the alcohol kicks in.
Guy 1: What you got those shot glasses lined up for mate?
Guy 2: Drink-Drive Challenge mate.
Guy 1: Why not, it's Christmas after all.
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so-so docudrama timeline about fin de siecle hollywood, revisiting themes from 1950's america.
david lynch was the auteur responsilbe for drawing attention to these characters lives
lingering doubts fog the air having watched this contribution to the milieu of pop culture, physically, as whilst indulging in this fact based romcom the viewer is likely to have smoked at least as many fags as the auteur smoked during the realisation of the timeline.
if you missed it, or for moreinformation mulholland drive may be repeated on a late-night broadcast, then you too can ask yourself, is that what it's like, i mean really like. on the otherhand, or you could just give it a miss
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When you're making love to a women from behind and she's on all fours. Then you shift up your junk to her ass. She will begin to try to get away using all four limbs.
I gave your sister the four wheel drive last night. She's a kicker!
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