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\'han(d)z-หfrฤ\ (verb)
The act of using any body part other than the hands to masturbate.
I got pulled over for driving erratically, but I was totally hands-free!
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a bboy skill where you get into a handstand position and u kick ur legs up (usually one leg is forward and one leg is back) which will cause u to hop and this will eventually lead to one-handed hops etc.
"whoa that Korean guy's hand hops r sikk!"
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A genetic affliction causing one's hand to constantly smell like farts (gas). Frequently chosen over "baby hand" in games of "would you rather?"
You can't mask that fart hand with lotion or perfume.
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A terrible affliction affecting a percentage of the public who are characterized by hands made of muffins. However, this malady is only compounded by the additional fact that the person possessing the hands are forbidden to eat their own hands in cases of extreme hunger.
(Note: Although this condition has not been witnessed in the medical field, the term could apply to someone with deformed hands or one who cannot use their hands properly)
I don't know how Dr. Schmidt is able to function in everyday society with such a terrible case of muffin hands.
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n., when you have all of the ingredients for a sandwich, except bread, so you just eat the components out of your hand
I just took a giant hit from the bong and got the munchies, but the bread was moldy, so I had to eat a hand sandwich.
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A person who works in a shop often ask to work on shit nobody else wants to. Often call a slab rat. low man on a totempole that makes sue everyone elses shit is right but gets no credit what so ever for it.
Man we are really busy good thing we have these shop hands working day and night to get shit out the door.
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Girl strokes the penis, giving the guy sexual pleasure. She wraps her hand around the shaft, going up and down in a gentle way.
"You want a hand job?" "Yeah baby, unzip my pants and stroke it!"
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