Random
Source Code
Random
all girls' private catholic(light) school; grades k-12.
the illest school, with the chillest girls. yeah they got too much money, and live in a bubble, but they can throw it down and got mad style. "conventeers" drive sick cars and can start a dance party anywhere, anytime, so don't be hatin, you can only love em!
universally known as 'the whore house on the hill' by the jealous and ugly.
convent of the sacred heart girls do it better
285👍 288👎
An antiquated, schoolyard term denoting the grasping/throttling of male genitals in a rapid, yet even, measure; so to resemble the beating heart of a rabbit. Believed to have originated in the late 1980's or early 1990's, and may in fact be regional to the greater northeast, though this is admittedly speculative.
James: "Hey dude, you ever see a rabbit's heart?"
Mike: (pukes)
3👍 26👎
An emotional song about losing your boyfriend
Once upon a time I was falling in love
But now I'm only falling apart
There's nothing I can do
A total eclipse of the heart
10👍 6👎
According to Mr. Rehan Tahir "I love you" and "I heart you" have completely different meaning. Which no one knows what. Even he doesn't know.
He said, "I heart you"
She said, "Isn't that same thing as I love you"
He said, "No, are you kidding me?"
14👍 9👎
One of the most parodied video games of all time.
Examples of Kingdom Hearts 2 parodies:
"I can fly-y-y-y (chorus in background) ((as Xemnas opens the Final Door))" -lol, Kingdom Hearts (YouTube)
"((Struggle battles clips with fat guy, Axel and some other guy)) -My name is Thurgood
-Hi, Thurgood!
-Hi, I'm here today because I'm addicted, to marijuana.
-*aww*
-You in here, said marijuana?? Marijuana, man this some bullshit!
-Marijuana is not a drug, I used to suck dick for coke.
-I' seen 'em!
-Now that's an addiction man! You ever suck some dick for marijuana?? ((Axel brandishes his spinny things whatever the hell they are))
-Uh...
-Mmm, no. I can't say I have.
-I didn't think so." -Kingdom Hearts 2 WTF
"((Shakira's 'Hips Don't Lie' plays synchornized with Ursula clips))" -Kingdom Hearts 2 WTF: The Sequel
"(('I Like to Move It' plays synchornized with various Axel and Saïx clips))" -kingdom hearts on crack 12 parody ~The Classics~
39👍 33👎
A lame attempt by commitment phobes to say I love you.
Commitment phobe: I really, really like you... I think I heart you.
Commitmentphobe recipient: I think I heart you too.
160👍 167👎
When a person, usually shy or insecure; sees another person who they think is incredibly attractive, and then can't think straight as a result of seeing the attractive person. After which, the person thinks to him/herself and becomes in disbelief and low self-esteem that they can't ask that person out because they aren't "worthy" to ask out someone so appealing.
This is golden heart syndrome, the act of throwing one self away from potential romance in belief that "they deserve better". Golden heart syndrome also has other side effects, such as refusing to ask someone out because the person they are going to ask might already be spoken for, thus it would be intrusive on that person's relationship.
*Shy dude with Golden Heart Syndrome walks into store and notices one of the ladies there was extremely beautiful that he previously seen there before. *
Beautiful lady: "Hey, welcome to PC shop, what can I help you with?"
Shy dude: "Umm uhhh right, I was uh.. Looking for a... Actually, I think I need to go..."
*Shy dude rushes out the door, sweating and nervous to get fresh air.*
Shy dude: "I don't deserve her. She needs someone better than me."
Pedestrian: "You ok pal? You look all riled up!"
Shy dude: "Oh me? I... I think i'll be ok..."
10👍 6👎