when your girlfriend turns into a spoon and you shove it up your ass then give the spoon to john.
(john with a spoon)
cunt girlfriend: "would you still love me if I was a spoon?"
cunt boyfriend: "meeeeoooooooww"
oh nah they spooning
Hitting spoon so together with some friends
Seb: wanna go spooning after school
Jim: sure! i love spooning it’s so much fun
holding a spoon means that you want to eat someone. since youre holding a spoon it means youre eagerly waiting to eat someone using youre spoon.
woman: man i’m starving
man holding a spoon: *looking at the woman* me too..
woman: wtf?
The art of ejacualating on the tip of another man’s penis and proceding to consume said load like a half melted spoon of ice cream.
Johny sucked me off so good, but surprised me when I nutted on his dick tip and he asked me to eat his greasy spoon.
Two mechanics spooning under a car after a long shift at the garage
Ey yo Jerry, greasy spoon after this oil check?
A hazard of sleeping curled up with one's partner after a bile inducing meal, most often eaten at an establishment referred to by the same term.
Take some Immodium, babe, I'm not looking for a greasy spoon tonight.
Tangled spoon is another word for a melted spoon
Yo dude I made a tangled spoon last night with my forge