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when a guy is fucking a girl in the ass and she poops diarrhea while his cock was still in her, the poop shoots out the sides really fast and down his legs
Mark got an unexpected Irish Pressure Washer last night.
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A huge Irish penis. Since it's not expected, its a surprise.
Matt whooped his huge pink dick out. It was beautiful. It was an Irish surprise.
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When a girl is blowing you and tells you to look her in her eyes as she makes you cum into her hands, and then hungrily laps up every drop of your spum out of her hands.
Sheeshus-H, Olivia is such a whore... it was our first date and she gave me the ol' Irish Lap Dog!
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(v): The act of digging the lent out of one's belly button
Person 1: Gross, man. What are you doing?
Person 2: Just evicting the Irish tenants.
Person 1: Please stop doing that at the table.
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Phrase meaning that the Irish culture is the most rad culture therfore deserve a little Muah than most people
Im From Ireland; Kiss me im Irish
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6 oz shot glass (or a scotch glass equivalent) of Jameson Whiskey and Powerade. Jameson comprises 3/4 of the glass and 1/4 of Powerade.
Invented and developed by: C3, SDO
Irish Power Bomb
- 6 oz shot glass of Jameson Whiskey
- mixed with Powerade
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When you have the flu, bronchitis, or HIV and you are feeling like shit.
I’m staying in bed today babe. I feel like an Irish turd
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