Holy Jesus

Tyrone equivalent of jaysus

Holy Jesus, referee.

epic jesus

A being of ultimate awsomeness and Epicossity.

praise be to Epic Jesus

Jesus Nikes

Another term for sandals.

Hey man, its so nice out I think I'm going to wear my Jesus Nikes.

Jesus Tree

Cross that can be used for crucifixions.

I'll put you on a Jesus Tree.

Dark Jesus

Dark Jesus, also referred to as DJ is the absolute equal and opposite of Jesus. No not the Anti-Christ, the Anti-Matter Christ. He is composed entirely of anti-matter and where Jesus' energy comes from light energy (God), giving him the ability to control matter. DJ's comes from dark energy (also God but from the perspective of the anti matter dimension) and he has the ability to control dark matter.

If you follow DJ then your soul will transcend matter and go to anti-matter heaven.

Man, I was trippin and I swear I just met our Lord, Dark Jesus.

Purple Jesus

The ultimate party juice! Fill a bathtub(preferably a clean one) with grape kool-aid, quartered citrus fruit, Everclear(or another high proof grain alcohol)and ice. Let it sit for a few hours then party on! The best part is eating the fruit towards the end of the party! Enjoy!

My folks are out of town for the weekend, call the gang and mix up the Purple Jesus!!

jesus bandit

A person who takes jesus statues from churches and sells them for money to other churches.

Mike always leaves he's house because he's a jesus bandit