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Jason Jackson Johnson

The chadliest of men, often with a very large penis. This man, the king of bread. His ass is so phat, he can destroy worlds with it. Women fawn over him. Men want to be him. When you see that iconic chadly smile you will you lose your shit. His ass is so great , he can hold guns with his glorious cheeks. Trained by Chuck motherfucking Norris, and Bruce Lee, he eats planets, like its bread. A superior being that wields the mighty num-chuk lightsaber.

"Hey keisha, Its I JASON JACKSON JOHNSON"

"OMG HE'S SO HOT" - Real Jason Jackson Johnson fangirls

by Genghis Kahn January 10, 2021


Magic Johnson Virus

A slag term that refers to the HIV virus that was contracted by Lakers legend Magic Johnson.

I swear if that mother fucker calls me a faggot again , I’ll give him a syringe of the Magic Johnson Virus.

by Chefondvd April 26, 2019


Lyndon B. Johnson

When you have an in-person conversation with somebody whilst you are on the toilet. It's often used as a power move to intimidate or dominate others, by making them feel uncomfortable.

My boss pulled a Lyndon B. Johnson to intimidate the two business men.

by Lil_Bird414 February 25, 2022


Ian Johnson's mom

The litteral hottest person on the planet

Man Ian Johnson's mom is so hot.

by Ciaran Ryan May 07, 2022


Colby Bobby Johnson

a derogatory term for a actual idiot

Me: bro that dude eats cigarettes. Friend: he look like he was born out of ant hill Me: hes a colby bobby johnson for sure

by truthdefintion November 01, 2018


yerkin my johnson

tuggin my hog

Ryan: "I'm gonna show you my insane Seige clip."

Steven: "I'm yerkin my johnson right now"

by Cardiac Johnson August 23, 2023


The Dwayne "Rock" Johnson

The sexual act of knocking your gf/bf out with a wrestling move then filling his/her anus with rocks

Thought the new fast and furious movie was so good I decided to do The Dwayne "Rock" Johnson to my gf

by Capt moist February 07, 2017