A relatively new religion based off of the powerful god named troy who dethroned the previous god and killed thanos with a single punch in the great ancient war. Troy has been known to be a complete genius and a revolutionary philosopher with statements like "which would win a crocodile or a black widow". Troy has said that the gods last words before death was "Please don't kill me".
Me: whats your religion?
Friend: Christianity how about you?
Me: troyism, PRAISE TROY!!!!
A alien from jupiter that drinks a lot of water (iron man dies in endgame)
ZUCC: HELLO FELLOW HUMANS
HUMAN: UHH HEY MARK
ZUCC: DONT MIND ME DRINKING WATER LIKE HUMANS YOU CAN UNDERSTAND
HUMAN: YOUR WEIRD
ZUCC: THREAT DETECTED
ZUCC: BLACK WIDOW DIES IN ENDGAME
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The event that occured after Gekyumes Circumcision in which different members in the crowd partake in eating the foreskin from Gekyume.
Me: Yo you go to gekyumes circumcision
friend: no but i went to the feast of gekyume
Me: that shit was tasty
friend: i didn't get to taste the foreskin :(
A war back in 5000 BC when a god was dethroned by the great Troy. After troy dethroned the god he sent powerful troops to fight against satan and thanos himself. Troy killed thanos with just one punch and choked satan to death with his bare hands. Troy has been known to be the most powerful of them all and is referred to the God of Gods.
Me: just came back from The Great Ancient War it was fun
Friend: OH REALLY YOUR A Troyist
Me: DUHHH
Friend: i hate Troy
*me gets the power of troy and shoots a beam at friend*
*friend dies immediately*
a derogatory term for a actual idiot
Me: bro that dude eats cigarettes. Friend: he look like he was born out of ant hill Me: hes a colby bobby johnson for sure
One who believes and worships the religion of Troyism .Troyist are known to surpass the intelligence level of humans. Troyist are servants to the one above all troy and will sacrifice at least one thing to troy a day.
me: what are you??
friend: Im a christian
me: pfffff lol im a troyist
friend: *runs*
Synonym for Troy . he was nick named this for his power shown in the great war.
christian: our god is powerful.. he is a god!
troyist: our god is the god of gods
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