I’d rather wrap my dick in Kentucky sheet metal than fuck Carel unless Robson is there
The Kentucky Viper Militia is mostly good guys that get a bad reputation because they’re what they call melungins and maybe they get in trouble sometimes. People say most of them have been to prison and psychiatric hospitals which is probably true but they’re living by their own code. Just avoid them. For the most part if you don’t bother them they won’t bother you. Around the parts of Kentucky where they’re active you’ll do alright if you mind your own business and don’t try to be something you’re not.
I don’t go to none of the skank joints in that part of town because they’re full of Kentucky Viper Militia hillbillies
Several pregnant women line up laying on the ground, then the dark African American named Bungledash punches their stomach with all of his strength, the farthest distance the baby Flys out is the winner of the free abortion.
Hey bungledash, are you going to be able to host The Kentucky Fish Race this year?
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When you dive to the the bottom of a body of water, flip upside down, and blow a load toward the surface.
Marc Murphy just dropped a Kentucky silkworm in a lake
when one man inserts a bottle of Kentucky bourbon into the anus of another man.
Chris gave Josh a Kentucky Double last night
When you get caught having sex with a pig so you silence the witness and burn all of the evidence.
"Timmy caught me fucking the pig again, so it's time for a good ole Kentucky Bonfire!"
When you do a bunch of blow and then cum on ua girls chest erratically.
Hey Ashlee, how's things with Dale?
Well, he gave me a Kentucky Funnel Cake last night, so you tell me.