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The most successful driver in Formula 1, bearing literally almost every single record including most wins, most wins in a single season and most championship titles, however, does not hold the all-time pole position record, despite being only one pole away. Won the World Championship seven times, twice with Benetton (1994-1995) and five times with Ferrari (2000-2004). Without a doubt the best driver in his era but has severely lacked competition, which drivers in the '80s and early '90s had to face all the time. Unfortunately Michael barely had time to show his skills in fighting amongst drivers such as Ayrton Senna and Alain Prost but from what he demonstrated he could keep up and sometimes pass.
Michael Schumacher finishes second in the 2004 Belgian Grand Prix to clinch his seventh, and fifth consecutive, World Championship!
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1. A stupid "no talent assclown" who sings like he's constipated aka the male Celine Dion.
2. Character from the most kick ass movie of all time Office Space.
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Shawn Michaels is arguably the best, greatest wrestler in the WORLD! That can easily be backed up. He wins most of his matches. He is the showstopper! Bam, sweet chin music and 1,2,3! Ding ding ding! The showstopper wins! If anyone does not like him as a very good and talented wrestler then they should start by getting a life! Shawn deserves to be the WWE champion! He IS the most respected wrestler in the WWE!
ME: Hey Dad, look, it's Shawn Michaels! This is an opportunity of a life time!
Dad: It certainly is! And look, there's the super-gay, Randy Orton.
ME: Hey, gay! Shawn Michaels is gonna beat your sorry ass!
Randy Orton: Oh no he wont!
Shawn Michaels: Oh yes I will!
Randy Orton: I'll just RKO you!
Shawn Michaels: You couldn't RKO a dead fly!
Randy Orton: Oh yes I could!
Shawn Michaels: Do it then.
Randy Orton: I can't!
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Michael chu is a name that says "My dick" in Korean. Many Korean-Americans use this joke on other korean-americans to laugh.
I had fun playing with Michael Chu yesterday.
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Have you met Michael Chu?
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1. A man whose quiet wisdom belies the greatness within
2. Man who invented sex (you're welcome)
3. Created Jor El who created Superman (who has 1/1000000 the power of his grandfather)
"Everybody wants to be like Mike... Kelly"
"Wow you landed a great guy! A doctor astronaut millionaire!"
"Yeah, he's ok... but he's no Michael Kelly"
"Oh god, oh god... I'm gonna... I'm gonna... Michael Kelly!"
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The best basketball player. Ever. Period. Overrated fucks like Kobe Bryant and LeBron James can't even hold a candle up to him.
Michael Jordan is not overrated
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A term for a man who is and will be the greatest living being on the planet. While there were many great men, a MICHAEL WORDEN is one who rises above them all with his amazing sexual prowess and powerful thumbs. BTW, a MICHAEL WORDEN also can lift like 50 pounds into the air.
That dude is totally a Michael Worden, I want to sex him up good, right after he helps me lift my lamp onto that shelf.
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