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when u shit in the toilet tank, u flush and more shit comes out. good way to fuckup a toilet and end a party.
The host was a dick, so i let him have a mud slide.
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This is when you are doing a girl from behind and you crap in your hand a reach around and smash the "mud pack" all in the girls face. This is an extreme Dirty Sanchez.
I was having my way with a gal the other night and gave her the ole mud pie.
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Noun
An excess of anal skin due to the extensive sexual use of your rectum.
Dumbass terms: you take it too much in the pooper
J: I think i got dead horsed at the fraternity house last night.
K: How do you know?
J: Because I woke up on their astroturf with nothing but my mud flaps to keep me warm.
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(noun)
THEE ugliest damn fence you ever did see. Sloppy & just as effective a barrier between you & something pretty as a cock-blocking, acne-riddled, mongoloid chaperone with a staph infection. In literal terms: a fence, either taller or shorter than yourself, made with equal parts dirt & piss... with a sprinkling of rocks and shit thrown in. For flavor. (corn, not included)
A term of endearment for the exceptionally ugly.
*may or my not include an aroma.
If inhaled, please see your physician immediately. Prolonged viewing of a mud fence may result in a stain to your retinas. For the perverse: a desire to marvel at the antithesis of beauty, dark eye protection is required. Over-exposure WILL result in gut-wrenching nausea. Common, pink, OTC remedies will fail to relieve symtoms.
The only known cure for retinal burning &/or nausea is to smash a powdered aspirin into each eye after ingesting one tablespoon of cannabis oil, orally.
*if you are found waking up next to a mud fence it will be to your everlasting shame & you will need to smoke the cannabis oil. In such dire cases it is also recommended that you substitute the crushed aspirin in your eyes with rock salt, raw.
"And you thought the chick/dude I brought home last week was ugly?!? You should've seen the stacked pile of shit that Bob/Bobbie brought back from the bar! As pretty as a mud fence."
"I hope we get the cute (ant.) waitress. If I have to look at that mud fence I'll lose my appetite."
"Did you see the shed he built last year for his mother?! I've seen mud fences that looked better!"
"Is it just me, or does Billary/Hillary Clinton look like a fukn mud fence"
"John Kerry looks like a cross between Lurch, Festus & a mud fence"
"Have you seen that Michelle Obama (&/or) Diane Feinstein creature?! She's as attractive as a mud fence with fleas."
"I think he/she wanted to have relations with me. Eww. I'd rather drive head-first & naked into a mud fence."
"Koa got so hammered that he took that dwarf home! Did you see her?!? Holy shit, Dude. If I had a house as ugly as that mud fence, I'd burn that motha fucka to the ground. I don't care how good she is at head." -insert facepalm here
"OMG, Dude! It was horrendous... & forested! I'm fukn scarred for life, Yo. I've seen more attractive vaginas on probiscus monkeys. Like a hairy & hungry, soaked mud fence."
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the act of deficating in your hand and throwing it across the room or corridor in an attempt to pelt some one therefor giving them pink eye
nurse-what could have possibly happend that you could have gotten pink eye
you- i know exactly how! billy-joe was mud slinging at me.
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Having sexual relations with a black person.
Leroy tried to hit on me at the bar...but I told him I don't play in the mud.
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When you tuck your cock back under and poop on it.
I had to pull a Stick in the Mud before I was ready to give her the Cleveland Steamer.
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