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Tits-in-a-Barrel

A term often uses as an adjective, to describe something extremely cool. When used in context, exudes the euphoric feeling of actually finding a barrel full of tits.

Tits-in-a-Barrel...that is the most amazing yellow Corvette she is driving!

by surfdog March 11, 2009


scaturated

The uneasy feeling one gets after watching WAY too much scat porn.

Dillon was scaturated after watching girls poop in each others mouths, on his favorite website for 7 hours.

by surfdog April 27, 2016


baltimore bouncing betty

The act of placing thugs, criminals or drug dealers in the back of a Baltimore police van with no seatbelt, drive extremely erratic, and hope for a spinal cord injury.

Yo PoPo gave Alashawndre a Baltimore bouncing betty...and now he in the hospital.

by surfdog April 26, 2016


california

A euphemism for Mexico. There is absolutely no difference between the 2 countries since early 2000's.

California food gives me the shits.

by surfdog April 26, 2016

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nipplestiltskin

A very talented male who can twist a woman's nipple and immediately make her cum (straw-into-gold).

What do you mean she's not interested in me? Dude once she finds out I'm nipplestiltskin, I have got her in the palm of my hand.

by surfdog April 26, 2016


breaking your ovaries

Well...woman don't have balls, so the term is analogous by gender to the phrase breaking your balls for men. Because women definitely need some ovary breaking I think you would agree.

I don't really have to take a shit honey...I was just breaking your ovaries. So keep sucking my cock.

by surfdog April 27, 2016


mexican crockpot

Toilet inside a port-a-potty (Mexican space shuttle).

Alejandro is on the Mexican crockpot.

by surfdog April 26, 2016

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