Nut barnicle

1. Someone who is allways around and wants to be just like you. They swing from your nuts in atempt to follow your every move.
2. A piece of dry Duck butter or underwear lint stuck to your Sack.

1. Dude get the fuck away from me and quit swinging on my nuts you Nut Barnicle.

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Nut-grab

Another word for "Something is giving your nuts a grab, that something can be i.e boxers, hands, etc"

Oh no! My boxers are giving me a nut-grab, gotta fix it asap!

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nut flap

to move your hips up and down in a humping motion so that your scrotum swings up and down giving the appearance of your "nuts flapping".

I saw robert in the hall today doing the nut flap.

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Nuts Landing

1. Area on a Female, between Hole 1 and Hole 2, where your nuts smack during intercourse. 2. Similar to Taint

Name derived from Knots Landing (TV Show)

Unbeknown to the owner, Nuts Landing was destroyed by a barrage of testicles.

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Pluck a' Nut

(n) To reduce or minimize testosterone-driven stress, tension, or frustration—sexual or otherwise—through any means necessary, including but not limited to masturbation, anal penetration with inanimate objects, or extended sessions of Call of Duty play.

Pluck a' Nut

Boyle: SHOOG! Hurry the fuck up, we’re running late!

Kat: HEY, you need to fucking cool it—go Pluck a’ Nut why don’t you.

Boyle: *sigh* Okay—have you seen my lotion? I think we’re out of zucchini.

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nut-busting

Nut-busting is when you are busting a nut. Also known as an orgasm or ejaculation.

I shot several loads during that nut-busting!

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No Nut November

Torture brought upon mankind to separate the men from the boys. Only 1 in every 100 000 guys survives the entire 30 day period. You probably have already lost, haven't you?

Stay strong men. We must slay these thots once and for all.

Person 1: Hey, how's No Nut November going for you?
Person 2: I lasted 45 minutes.

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