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A school filled with snobby rich kids who couldn't quite make it into Boston College.
"Kid One: Dude, I was on the T the other day and all these obnoxious BC kids started yelling at me, but I couldn't understand them.
Kid Two: Were they yelling 'SAFETY!!!!!!!'
Kid One: DUDE! THAT'S IT! YES!
Kid Two: No wonder you go to B.U."
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A school in the boondocks of suburban Providence, RI full of kids who are not only too stupid to get into Bentley or Babson College, but to realize that they could have gotten a similar education for about 1/3rd the price at a state school. Routinely get beaten by Bentley College in all sports, except football, which is ending now because Bryant has decided to turn their football team into a 1-AA team, where they will probably be scheduled by Boston College for one of their monthly shit-on fests. To rationalize their overall mediocrity and pre-destined lives of middle-management, they like to refer to the schools that rejected them (in particular Bentley) as "rich pricks" who only got into Bentley because their parents bought them into school, when in fact many of Bentley students are from the same middle class areas as the bitch and moaning Bryant kids, and even if they are right about rich kids being bought into school, it still tells you something that parents would rather shell out the cash to make their kid a Falcon instead of a Bulldog.
Jimmy: "Hey Chris, I got into Bentley, how about you?"
Chris: "I chose to go to Bryant University, the people are nicer, the campus is nice, and the Providence area is cooler than the Boston area."
Jimmy: "You got rejected from Bentley and are desperately trying to rationalize that you're cool with Bryant, aren't you?"
Chris: "Yeah."
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A respectable business school located in Rhode Island with intelligent students and good teachers. However, if the students there would have gotten into Bentley they would be surrounded by crazy-intelligent students and phenomenal teachers. Most Bryant students say they hate Bentley, but they only say this because they did not get in. They also recently moved up to D1 sports because they were getting tired of Bentley beating them all the time; they figured it was time to get whooped by some new teams.
Bryant Student: "Hey guess what... I'm going to Bryant University."
Sensible person: "Ummm ok. don't you know that Bentley is wayyyy wayyy better?? You should have tried to get in there...."
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oh yeah texas sucks
p.s. i hate texas
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A Signed Rap Group Out Of South Bend Indiana The Artists Are, Mr.Insaine, A~Dub, Y.G, K~WylD, Squirt, N Pooda WIth There Producer D.J. Boss
U Heard Bout Dem Universal Souljaz Gettin Singed I Can See WHy Dey Got SOme Hott Ass Tracks
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The most overrated basketball school since their championship in 2001. Most recently, last year, heading into a game with Maryland, both teams had the same record, similar Strength of schedule, same conference record. The only difference was, Maryland had beaten Duke earlier in the year, BUT, Duke was ranked 14 and Maryland was unranked. Of course, Maryland dominated as they have done in most all of the head to head games since 2001. I have never met a heterosexual male Duke fan, but how can you blame them, if I went to Duke I'd probably end up with a guy too considering the quality of women attending the school.
Maryland fan-Hey did you watch the game the other night?
Duke University fan- No, I was too busy having gay sex. Who won?
Maryland fan- The team with the better head coach, Gary Williams.
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Monash University, located in Clayton apparently a place of higher education
Person 1: Hey, do you go to Monash University?
Person 2: Nope, I'm not a snot nosed honey slathered sloth, I prefer an actual education.
Person 1: Oh, so which one then?
Person 2: RMIT.
Person 1: That's cool I go to Swinburne.
Person 2: Better than Monash, good food around there too.
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