Basic beers

Bog standard, salt of the earth corner shop beers. Slightly room temperature, and transported in a blue plastic carry bag.

Mate, enough if this craft nonsense, let's get some basic beers - Frank

Beer enthusiast

One who drinks beer not because he's an alcoholic. But because he likes the taste of beer.

Canyon is a beer enthusiast

Chill Beers

A showcase of stupidity typically involving drinking or smoking.

When one taks a photo kissing a beer with their tongue out they are being "chill beers."

Bragging about one's prowess on a beer pong table is "totally chill beers."

Taking one's shirt off while at a party--- chill beers.

Rink Beer

It's the shit beer you buy at the local rink when you go watch local hockey teams get trounced by teams from Quebec.

Well, we're losing again. Better drown our sorrows with some rink beer.

Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Baseload beer

Pre-drinking before going out to have a "baseload" level. Beers consumed while out are "peak"

As the bar is expensive, we had a few baseload beers before we left

jar beer

A craft, arty, hipster overpriced self-righteous beer. Usually an IPA. Best served in a jar.

“Look at this double imperial IPA. That’s such a jar beer!”