Puppies

The most adorable animals ever made by mankind everyone wants one and its a puppy.

Person 1: do you have a puppy?
Person 2: no but I really want a puppy

Person 1: have you seen that puppy?
Person 2: yes its an adorable puppy
Puppies are the cutest dogs ever

Puppies

Another name for toes. Derived from the name dogs, which is a name for foot. In New York City, it is referred as gay to touch puppies. Puppies can be abbreviated to pups.

Can you believe that some people have 11 puppies. That’s crazy!

Puppy

An offensive word used by Baby Boomers to describe a young person. However this term has been notorious among Millennials and Gen Z'ers for being annoying and generic.

Anonymous 1: Ok my puppy, time for school
Random 18-year-old: That is the most annoying, generic, and offensive thing since racism. I'm getting President Biden to ban this word on Boomers
Anonymous 1: Stap calling that word offensive!

Puppies

Hairy testacles

Wow I was giving him a blowjob but his puppies kept getting in the way

Puppy

Is the cutest pet you can ever have

The puppy is a baby dog

Puppy

A boy who ain’t a dog. Is a mother fucking simp and will sit and wait for a bitch.

Awe nah he ain’t ganna come hang with the boys he’s a puppy for his girl

Puppy

A four-legged adorable form of torture for every little thing you've ever done wrong.

Puppy: *shits adorably on the floor* *Eats every last pair of shoes I own* *Bites through the skin on my hand*
Me:AQGHHHHHHHHH *Throws puppy out front door**dies*