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Love-Raping

Banging your old lady like a cheap, ugly, drug addicted hooker, but not quite as violent as rape. Afterward, you cuddle and whisper sweet nothings so she doesn't bitch later that you don't respect her; alternatively, you kiss her softly while performing the violent sex.

Inbetween love-rapings, you strategically plan one or two sweet, slow, boring love-making sessions to avoid random crying spells and nagging from your bitch that you "don't respect her".

After love-raping my girlfriend of 4 years, I whispered "I wuv you squishy-buns!"

by UrbanRicki July 21, 2009

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Team Rape

1. Whilst playing a competitive game of Pro Evolution Soccer with your three friends on the same team as you, all must annihilate the twonk with the ball.

2. A group of four sexual deviants causing "trouble"

Yo, lets team rape that guy over there. S**t I think he heard us.

by Godtothemaximumness December 7, 2010

19๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


vape rape

When inhaling a large amount of Mary Jane from a vape she bends you over and has her way. Usually more than intended.

Josh: (cough from hell for five minutes) Fuck dude I just got vape raped.

by Joomanji February 14, 2012

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Facebook rape

When facebook "upgrades" a service that you were used to and comfortable with and forces you to permanently use a new, less convenient one with no say in the matter.
This violation is reoccurring and requires no consent on the part of the facebook user.

Also, facebook has no actual support service so complaints of facebook rape go unanswered (sort of like claims of rape in certain neighborhoods in Camden New Jersey)

Shit! The latest facebook rape combined my photo selection, message manager, and poke button into a new clusterfuck of programming that keeps stalling and shutting down! Fuck you Zukerberg!

by pandaninja May 23, 2011

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house rape

House rape is the act of completely trashing a house during a party, leaving it completely unhabitable. The phrase became particularly popular after an incident in April 2007 where ยฃ20,000 worth of damage was caused to a house in Durham, UK.

"It's like a house rape - every single room's trashed. Every carpet is burned, they've been stamping out cigarettes on them."

by N!ATP April 24, 2007

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Rape City

A Rape City is simply a place the gives off the vibe of rape. Its a place you just look at and think if you go there, you will get raped.

Most common for rape cities are dark alleys and city parks at night.

"Damn that alley is dark."
"Yeah, its a total Rape City."

by Harold Ramis October 12, 2009

17๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


raped no vaseline

1. A form of saying that someone got owned or beaten EXTREMELY bad.

2. Ownage without the vaseline to help ease the pain.

3. When something serious/horrible/tragic just happened and there are no other words to explain it.

1. Josh: Wow, I just beat this kid in basketball 15-2.
Kevin: You straight up raped him no vaseline.

2. He has like 2 kills and 43 deaths. He's getting raped no vaseline.

3. His Nintendo Wii fell and broke and his parents aren't gonna buy him a new one. He is raped no vaseline.

by Kevin342523657231354 March 7, 2008

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