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When your partner lays on her stomach and you enter her from behind. She gets a tummy ride while you do your thing. Very pleasurable for both.
I can’t wait for my next tummy ride from him.
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Camel riding is when you have sex with a hunchback.
Dude, I was camel riding in bed last night!
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A sexual act performed in doggy style, involving hitting a fat chick with a gong mallet and trying to keep her from turning around and eating you for as long as possible.
“Bro, I finally found a fat chick so I could ride the dragong“
“Bro, so worth it”
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On your back, one knee up. The other leg is crossed in front. Your partner sits on the second leg, availing his / herself to penetration. Can also be called 'bird on a perch'. Courtesy Patton Oswalt.
The night out with my student was, like, a total bore until he asked me if I've ever gone 'riding on the handlebars'.
Short for riding a freight train.
I quit my Mc.Job and started Riding Freight
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A ticket to ride means something must happen for something else to happen usually the ride being more important than the ticket.
A phrase first used in the Beatles song 'Ticket to ride' in which according to the book by Steve Turner was coined by John Lennon as a way to describe prostitutes who worked in the streets of Germany, these women acquired a card from medical authorities, which stated they were in good health. In this context the ticket is the medical card and the ride is the experience with the prostitute, within this context the medical card is used as a prerequisite.
In modern times this phrase has been used by Mark Goldbridge to describe how football fans are being exploited by footballers to sell merchandise and so on. Without the fans, no merchandise would be sold. In this context the fans are the ticket and the revenue from merchandise sales are the ride.
Person 1: Could you ask your parents if it's okay to come over tomorrow
Person 2: They gave me the Ticket to ride yesterday so I'll be there
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When a clean shaven man performs oral sex on a woman who hasn't shaved her bush. This usually causes a tickling sensation on the man's face.
Guy 1: Uhhgg Margaret gave me the grossest muffstache ride last night!
Guy 2: That's disgusting dude....
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