So's Your Face

The ultimate comeback, because really, who would want it to be their face? Answer: NO ONE. This snazzy phrase often leaves the victims speechless, weeping or just plain confused.

Asshole: Hey FAG those pants look like spandex!
Fag: So's your face.
Asshole: *in shock*

Elderly Lady: Excuse me young lady but you have to pay for that!
Teenager: So's your face.
Elderly Lady: *passes out*

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why so serious

The phrase the villain "The Joker" played by Heath Ledger uses in the new Batman movie, "The Dark Knight" when he asks his victims why they are always so serious and not smiling.

The Joker holds a knife up to Rachel Dawes mouth and tells her the story of how he got his scars. He says that one night when his parents were fighting as a young child and he was watching from the corner, his dad asked him "Why so serious?" and used a knife to cut into his cheeks so it looked like he was always smiling.

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So Fucking Evolved

When someone is emotionally and spiritually mature, enlightened, and has it together on many different levels.

Also known as SFE.

"You handled that situation so well. You are So Fucking Evolved."

"Yeah, you think you're So Fucking Evolved, don't you? Well, let me tell you something you don't know..."

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oh so secks

a phrase describing how an object is extremely attractive and desirable

Omg Jessica. That jacket is oh so secks! I really want to buy it now!

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aww so sad

i really dont care but im going to pretend i do

nikkii: i lost my kandy
hanch: aww so sad

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so desu ka

Japanese phrase meaning "Oh, is that so?"

I don't know, imagine some stupid catgirl saying it to her friends to try to impress them.

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why so serious?

A very popular tagline for the movie "The Dark Knight". The phrase has achieved a level of popularity, earning it spots as an internet meme, several XBOX Live account names, and something for 13 year olds to put in their signatures on forums to be scary and angsty.

By the year 2018, this will be the new "Where's the Beef?!"

20 Years After the Dark Knight...

Person 1: Remember that dumbass who got "why so serious?" tattooed on his shoulder?

Person 2: Yeah, what a dork.

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