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1. A team of so cal bandwagoners who only hop on this team for their running back.
2. NFL football team which will NEVER WIN A SUPERBOWL IN THEIR WHOLE EXISTENCE.
3. Philip Rivers...LAWLZ
4. LaDainian Tomlinson, although talented at RB, also talented in whining, complaining, and being a overpriced b1tch
Did you see the San Diego Chargers PHAIL again in attempting to go to the Super Duper BOWL?! Maybe its because of WAAAAAAAADAAANIAN TOMLINSON. So Super Duber Chargers EPICPHAILUR!
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A professional hockey team based in San Jose, California - the pride of hockey fans located in the Bay Area. They are part of the Pacific Division within the Western Conference.
While incredibly skilled up front, relatively large on the blue line and more than capable of competing in the NHL, half the team still feels the need to dive all over the ice in most every game they play, varying by the game's degree of importance. Devin Setoguchi and Joe Pavelski are the team's worst offenders in this regard.
While they have tended to dominate the Western Conference in the regular season for the past 5+ years, they succumb to an undeniably consistent tendency to choke in the Playoffs year after year.
420marleaurider420 - "YEAH!!! SAN JOSE SHARKS ARE IN THE WCF AGAIN! WHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Sane, logical Sharks fan - "Can't wait to watch them choke again. Wonder how much they won't change the roster this offseason so they can go do it again next year."
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The act of vomiting in a woman's vaginal cavity and proceeding to have sexual intercourse.
Dude, I hooked up with this chick last night when I was hammered. I started eating her out and I threw up a little. But, bro, I was like 'fuck it' and gave her the San Fransisco Ramlet.
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yep, billy's come down with a case of the san francisco flu alright.
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A sexual act which one participant presses their anus against their parther's anus and poops a log directly into their partner's open anus. The turd moves like a submarine from one body into another.
I met a sailer named Pat. After topping him he who gave me a huge San Francisco Submarine. It was long, hard, and full of sea men.
When a vehicle stops more than 2 car lengths behind the white line at a stop sign or stop light OR when a vehicle leaves more than 2 car lengths of space in front of it, and the vehicle in question is not a big rig or box truck.
Most offenders are paying attention to their phones instead of the road. In an attempt to drive cautiously, these people leave *too much* space in front of them.
If there is enough space for you to parallel park in front of the vehicle, then that vehicle has performed a San Diego Stop.
This often morphs in to a California Roll if the offender comes upon a stop sign, or a San Diego Swerve if the offender is making a turn.
I noticed this lady next to me at the light had performed a San Diego Stop- I looked inside the window, and she was stuck on her phone! The lady was absolutely NOT paying attention to the road, or to the light for that matter which had turned green! SMH
When a man, woman or the like takes an anal creampie, then poops the cream into someones open sunroof.
I gave a complete stranger a San Francisco Sunroof, I was surprised to see a dog in the back seat. Damn dog cleaned up after me.