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When you drop a fat load and are blessed with not having to wipe your ass, as your shit miraculously left no trace on your anus.
"Nothing like a Miracle Shit when you're low on toilet paper."
"I wiped and there was nothing! Talk about a Miracle Shit!"
At the end of a really long shit log, slap the ass cheeks together to form a hood on your shit cobra. It's now a shitting cobra
I totally left a shitting cobra in the office's restroom
A shit so relieving that it makes one feel heavenly.
Dude. I just took a holy shit and I feel great.
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The subgenre within the Beatles' repertoire of music created by Paul McCartney that causes the audio-visualization of embroideries, knitting, slippers, a fireplace, and an old woman listening to a record player. Songs by McCartney most known as "granny shit" include, but are not limited to: Fixing a Hole, Your Mother Should Know, and When I'm Sixty-Four.
Paul: Check out this song I just wrote. It's called Michelle.
John: Not this granny shit again, Paul. This better not become a thing.
When a person takes a dump in their hand then mashes into their beard enthusiastically.
I see Frank is growing a beard again, I bet that's so he can mash shit into it all day...he's such a dedicated shit masher!
A widely used nickname for good old 45.
In every situation, at every opportunity, the Pinocchio President is showing himself to be a highly accomplished shit-spewer.
Those things in all the Mario Kart games that you lay down to look like gift boxes, but when a person picks them up, they get blown up.
I thought I was gonna get some turbos or a turtle shell, but it was a shit in a box.