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A small statured brown/grey donkey breed used primarily for transportation of wool textiles in Bhutan. They are interbred from Equus africanus asinus and Mulleus calceus in the late 1100's BCE. The breed originated from the nomadic peoples of the North-West Asian Steppes and spread to the surrounding areas. The type was especially used in the Himalayan regions (Nepal, India, Pakistan, Bhutan and Tibet) as they are a versatile, strong, hardy and agile breed, perfect for mountainous terrain. In the early 14th century, the breed essentially disappeared from use in the North-West Asian Steppes, but continued to be used heavily in the countries of nowadays Nepal, Bhutan and Tibet. Today, the breed is still in use in Bhutan, but has disappeared from the stables of Nepal and Tibet due to the introduction of the modern Asinus aureus breed, a larger grey donkey type with much the same characteristics of the Arse-candy breed. The people of Bhutan still heavily rely on this method of transport and will for many years to come.
The shepard rounded the corner on the mountain path, with his Arse Thimble in the lead.
An arse wank is when you stick your fingers in your arse and have a wank. You can either stick your fingers in your arse and wank your cock, or stick your fingers in your arse and move them in and out and wank your arse.
Oh gosh I had such an arse wank last night, my arsehole exploded and it looks like the mariana's trench!
Anal secretion of undetermined origin.
Kanye West is an arse muffin!
When one has been playing Call Of Duty for so long their arse can not move from the seat.
Brad: Oh Matt, last night I couldn't move because I had a serious case of Arse COD
To have ones arse on show cause their trousers are to big or to small.
Donald has a brickies arse
A repository where a totally incorrect fact is stored by an individual but presented with complete confidence as being correct.
He pulled that from ‘google-arse’!
Slang, disrespectful term to describe another person, usually Male, co joins two parts of anatomy usually separate.