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when on a beach (preferred, but may also partake away from the beach)when a woman is on her knees and forearms and her hands are in the praying position, and the guy kneels behind and proceeds to stick his wang into her anal orphace until he gets sand (or excrement)on his member, therefore being (beached)
michelle cheated on tyler when she gave EJ a beached whale, which caused him to always look guilty.
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It was a hot August 1966 night in Long Beach, New York. My friend rode over to my house on his shiny black Schwinn bike. It was dark enough now and our generator headlights wizzed. Damn things slowed the bikes down but it was fun to see the orange lights get whiter the faster we rode. Racing to meet my best friend on Magnolia Blvd, the three of us would then ride up to Lindell Blvd and hang out with nothing to do. I was ready to ride down to the boardwalk in the cool Atlantic wind. We thought we saw ghosts at Glinda, the Good Witch rotting, condemned mansion at Laurelton Blvd (Billie Burke’s 1939 estate). We were grinning, 14 year-old flying monkeys. This wasn’t Kansas - Manhattan’s glowing dome lit up the sky 17 miles northwest of us like the Emerald City. There were no girls in our life to be jealous over yet, just witches. We were young, dumb and healthy in America’s Finest City.
Atlantic Ocean, Long Beach, New York, Glinda the Good Witch, Gilligan's Island, flying monkeys
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Post beach vacation depression-
The feeling that is provoked after a relaxing vacation at the beach.
Symptoms include:
Sand in your crack, lost toll booth tickets, missing annoying family members(ok then you know you've lost it), memory loss, yelling at your favorite sister, hateful blogging, fighting with spouses or boyfriends, empty feeling from vomiting or not being able to eat cause you are so hung over, not enjoying your children, aches and pains associated with dancing and falling asleep in some strange place, alcohol withdrawl, grass stains of unknown origin on your clothing, receiving nasty grams from people who are hatin', uncontrollable crying, being broke, unable to find your way back to the state you came from, failing exams and having to use the term...
"What happens at the beach, stays at the beach."
Litte sister- I have been crying all day and I can't concentrate on studying for my final exam...
Big sister- Oh My God! I have been crying all day too! You know what we have? We have Post beach vacation depression!
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1.) While at the beach with all of your friends suggest going to get take out to make one of your friends hungry.
2.) Get money from your friend who wants you to bring something back.
3.) Use your friends money to buy yourself a delicious lunch.
4.) After you finish eating ask for a takeout box and take a huge dump in it.
5.) When you get back hand the box to your friend and when he/she is opening it and begins to ask what is going on have another friend punch him/her in the face.
"what happened to Phils nose?"
"I think he ordered the Dewey Beach take out"
"word"
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Code word for dildo (an object shaped like an erect penis used for sexual stimulation)
Jarrin: “I’m going to go home and ride my 1975 Huffy Beach Cruiser”
Guss: “Dude, stop telling me. No one cares”
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A lovely small town located in Northern Calvert county Maryland. There are beautiful scenic views of the Chesapeake Bay & Fishing Creek. You can enjoy nature walks and birding on near by trails. There is a nice boat launch next to the water park. Many places to eat & enjoy yourself. Slots machines are available in several great restaurants. Best plowed roadways in the winter. The community is very friendly & has great family activities. If you ever wanted to be involved with a community that is social, works together and has your back this is the place to be!
Chesapeake Beach is a great place to visit & live!
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