Young brother , little brother.
Do not necessary have to be your blood, anyone you consider close enough to call bother.
Whatβs up lilβ bro (brother)?
47π 17π
A girl who is like a "bro." Quite often she is a better bro then bros themselves. 9 times out of 10 the bromance however turns sloppy and becomes complicated.
Sally: Why does Lilly always hang out with yall?
Mike: Dude, shes just one of the guys...
Sally: Oh, so she is a bro princess
18π 6π
Slang term for beer. Bro sodas are commonly enjoyed by real chill dudes while playing X-Box.
Bro 1: "Dude, what are you guys doin' tonight?"
Bro 2: "Just hanging around, might listen to some DMB, drink some bro sodas. You in?"
Bro 1: "Oh yeah, bro.
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The "Bro Shield" is a defensive mechanism possessed only by bros. It is mainly used to ward off negative and or bull shit comments made by non-bros, often referred to as haters because of either their negative or jealous attitudes toward the bro. It is not, however, limited to those types of comments. The power of the Bro Shield can be called upon whenever and wherever a bro sees fit to use it.
Non-Bro: Oh my gosh, that's so lame!
Bro: Psh, Bro Shield bitch.
32π 13π
Mens pants that are too baggy, or don't have a belt, that keep falling down and keep showing your ass.
"Man, I need to throw these pants away when I get home, these bro riders showed about 12 girls my crack today."
9π 2π
A Bro-soda is not just a beer. A beer becomes a Bro-Soda if and only if
1. The person drinking it is a bro, and
2. He is in the presence of at least one other bro, and
3. There are no females present.
If all three conditions are met, then beer undergoes a transformation. Its existence as bro-soda goes from being merely potential, to full actuality.
Ethics: The term bro-soda should never be used in the company of females. For example, if in the presence of a lady-infested party, one bro says to another bro, "Hey, can you grab me a bro-soda?" then he has alienated all the females in his presence. Then, when the bro is alone with the female, she will bitch and moan, causing the bro to return to bro-night with the need to complain about his lady-bro. This restricts the capacity for bro-night to get to its full potential (which usually involves forgetting about the lady-bros).
Bro 1: "I'm thirsty."
Bro 2: "Have a bro-soda!"
Bro 1: "I Love Natty Lite!"
9π 2π
<i>East Coast Version</i>
A chick that wants to be one of the guys, but usually gets used for sex. She DGAF (Doesnt give a fuck) about anything. Just looking for "fun" with her loser guy friends. Loves to drink and/or smoke weed. She likes going mudding or off roading in quads or monster trucks.
<i>characteristics:</i>
<li>Overcompensates with ornate nails, hair color, eyeliner for her tomboyish ways
<li>The pretty girl stuffed in a bulky sweatshirt or baseball hat thats been through hell.
<li>Tight Jeans that are 2 sizes too small that gives her a muffin top
<li>Thinks Uggs go with everything.
<li>Says things like "I hate girls"
That bro hoe doesnt have a problem being the only girl drunk at a party with 5 guys.
Check out the flirty bro hoe working at a hardware store and making her rounds.
You know that drunk bro hoe was sore in the morning after going to the strip club and then to the motel with guys from work.
10π 2π