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I’m gonna take her in the room and paint the fence . And hopefully hopefully come up looking like Shipleys
Spending way to much money to a girl in an effort to get her to paint her bathroom in the most nonsexual manor.
I was at the bar and bought this chick 5 drinks and subbed to her but she still won't do a painted bathroom.
When you cum on a tissue and the tissue gets stuck on something
Yesterday my buddy was tissue painting. He got it all over his hands.
Used to communicate an imminent plan to dispense a runny poo into the toilet.
Having experienced an overwhelming need to rush to the toilet after consuming a hot curry, Dean announced “I’m off to spray paint the bowl!”
Fake religious people who try to look down on you all the time. Tell you about God but they false profits doing that same things you are doing and worse much much worse.
This guy came around here the other day wrapped in God Paint telling us that we are sinners, and that we need to stop chasing women. Stop chasing money but he was stealing for his bosses company. What a hypocrite.
the markings left behind from a beastly turd after flushing it.
"LOL! you should have saw the cave paintings left behind that that beast drew on the way down the poop shoot!"
When you get shit on your balls during missionary and bring yourself up dragging your balls across the face from the chin up.
Slipped out of my girl last night but instead of going back in I accidentally gave her some American War Paint.