Morse Code Sex

Closely related to phone sex. However, instead of the intimate couple communicating via phone, they are talking via morse code.

*Click, click, beep, click, bleep, click, click, clack*

Girl: "OH YESSS!"

*Click, clack, clunk, clack, beep, beep, clack, click*

Boy: "OMG, this Morse Code Sex is AMAZING!"

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Area Code Hoe

A female who has screw'd everyone in her area code or surrounding area codes.

Bitch ain't nothing but an Area Code Hoe!!!!

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code 14

A code word to other bros that she is too young.

Nah bro, code 14.

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qr codes

The thing that is square made up of lots of messy squares that you scan, like a bar code with more uses.

Also the best youtube channel made by a toxic shit head on the platform, and you should subscribe.

I used my qr codes to get to the youtube channel called qr codes.

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Code 3

Paraglider tandem pilots use "CODE 3" when they do emergency landing for the sake of sexual intercourse with a passenger.

Observer1: "OMG why did he land on the other side in the middle of nowhere?"
Observer2:"Code 3 dude!"

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code 39

Patient with HIV/AIDS

Patient in room 5304 is a code 39. Make sure to wear your gloves.

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Boyfriend Code #1

As the boyfriend of the relationship, you’re girlfriend is always the cutest, no matter the situation. In an argument you are granted by royal bro decree to veto any attempt she makes and calling you the cutest.

“Yeah man, my girlfriend is the cutest.”

“Sorry babe, according to Boyfriend Code #1, it’s decreed that you are the cutest one in this relationship, twenty-four seven, three-hundred and sixty-five days a year.”