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When a woman grabs her ankles while sitting indian style, and rocks back onto her shoulders. While she's in this position, the guy stuffs her turkey like it's Thanksgiving, successfully completing the "Ken Adams".
This position has also been referred to as the "Crows Nest".
You can also stick it in her ass, but you may hit her kidneys.
"That bitch cramped up while I had her in the Ken Adams, I said fuck it, and pummeled that puss.."
One day my girl and I got into an argument after dinner, so I told her "BITCH SHUT THE FUCK UP OR I'LL PUT YOU IN THE KEN ADAMS.." She never questioned me again..
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The funniest man alive. Movies include Happy Gilmore, Billy Madison, Click, Big Daddy, The Wedding Singer, etc.
Guy: Dude, did you see Big Daddy yesterday?
Other guy: Yeah! It's funny when Adam Sandler teaches the kid to piss and buildings and wipe his own ass!
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Its when you shave a girl in bed and save the clippings on the nightstand. You proceed to fuck her, just before you bust a nut you pull out and nut in her face. Then you throw the saved pubes at her face.
Last night I gave a girl a grizzly adams.
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Blink 182 may not be a great band, especially since Enema of the State but this song is simply amazing.
I wish Blink 182 would go back to their punk roots.
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These are the first two guys to fuck each other in the ass, they are still alive and well living in WeeHoo!!
Who do you think had a bigger dick, Adam or Steve?
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Former Saturday Night Live actor who is well-known for milking out the same jokes. Always seems very desperate for attention.
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