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The day an absolute retarded legend was born. An absolute sarcastic FUCKING TosSER who cannot keep his wit to himself. On this day you are obligated to speak in HHHHHHHHs and peace signs, and pair your 👊s to your 🤠s or face execution. If you were born on April 26th you are in luck, because that makes you an honorary Miles boy, yeehaw or piss the fuck off m’heartys.
It’s the 26th April, where are your whips and nay nays? HHHHHHHH PISS THE FUCK OFF EJEJDJJFKD
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Getting "served" or otherwise any pwnage, getting beat up, or getting made fun of any time during the month of April, but not during April First. Any servage during April First will be considered getting "April Fooled".
(James trips over a small pebble on April 2-30)
Henry: James, you just got April Served by that pebble!
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Kiss a girl/guy day or national kiss day. Kiss someone on April 26 then you will be blessed.
National kiss day is coming up. On April 26 it is national kiss day this means you have to kiss some one doesn’t matter who.
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on april 13 its national make out day so get with your loved one and pucker up
hey did you hear apil 13 is national make out day. so April 13 = make out day
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April Fools is a fine piece of pornography starring man bun dontay where a man says that he has a pain on his leg but is was actually his pp and he got his step sister to jerk him off. his sister got naked in his bed THE NEXT DAY. he fricked her bum hol and he said "ugh this is so wrong" and she said "making me touch your cock on the couch was not wrong" and in his defence he said "you didn't even touch it" they decided to frik some more. his pp fell out when she was jirating on his pp. i got scared because i thought that she had a shlong. man bun dontay said "fuck get back in there" when he was about to cum he told he to get off and she said no then he said "oh god" he flinged in her coochie and then text came up saying "oops you missed the best part"
i love the porno april fools
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On April 20th, everyone named Nick needs to lose their Vl’s. (Virgin Lips)
“Hey nick have you had your first kiss?”
“Not yet, I’m a Vl.”
“Well Saturday is April 20th so I’ll take them from you”
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