Old Leather Arse was a fictional person who fell off a London bus and was popularised in the expression about not having done something for ages.
“I haven’t been down there since Old Leather Arse fell off the bus”
you know when u do a really big shit and it leaves poop in the hair on ur arse and after a while it sollidifies and becomes small balls of poop wrapped in hair and shit well when u save them up for eNough time then u can make a sausage out of this once this sausage shaped poop master is formed u have created the almighty arse cracling and nothing will ever be as epic as the thing u have just done
dude the other day i made some pretty AMAZING ARSE CRACLING and i ate it for like 5 days.... my girlfriend refused to kiss me for 8 weeks :(
A person who sits on her/his soul
An arse-soul cannot fart, for her / his soul will escape.
Namely the word to describe your trainee engineer that turns up late with a can of energy drink everyday with more excuses than a pregnant nun.. The drag arse normally thrives on Lemon Haze and 500 calories a day
Why are you late again Drag Arse?
A baby born to a man through his arse hence arse baby
He had to relegate himself on Fifa as the games were too competitive, what an arse baby
The name given to someone who sucks the farts out of other people’s arse to gain friends, or acting the victim in every situation to stop from said shepherds to still love their sheep
J: “I am the victim, S and L, I just wanted some friends! I am shit at fortnite, please be my friends although we have nothing in common and I am a solid 4 kiss-arse whereas you are 10’s!”
S: “ok”
L: “ok”
When someone has a parcel arse it means it’s either lumpy or like a parcel
Hew looka that lass with tha parcel arse