WHen the insides go all itchy. Usually caused by a build up of dust or by unauthorised access from a filthy hard drive.
My PC is suffering from computer crabs
When a woman bends over backwards on all 4 and performs oral sex
She gave me a hungry crab and that’s why I married her!
Like secret pocket sand but with crabs
The enemy had me down on the ground but I remembered. I reached deep into my pockets. "pocket crabs!" He was blinded forever
A sesh crab is a cunt who goes around the sesh just to nip and bite people
Fuck that Aidan prick, he’s a fucking sesh crab, don’t invite him because last time he came he nipped my fucking arm so hard it wouldn’t stop bleeding
a whole shit load of crotch critters
Megan has done gone and given Donny a whole mess of crabs
15 british/jamaican person who does boxing
have u heard of jamaican crab go crunch?
when sebastian the crab makes you forget words
"Bro sometimes words look like they aren't real words" "Oh no bro you got brain crabs" "Oh shit bro"