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computer crabs

WHen the insides go all itchy. Usually caused by a build up of dust or by unauthorised access from a filthy hard drive.

My PC is suffering from computer crabs

by TheLegendaryOne February 27, 2015


Hungry Crab

When a woman bends over backwards on all 4 and performs oral sex

She gave me a hungry crab and that’s why I married her!

by Macintosh March 4, 2019


pocket crabs

Like secret pocket sand but with crabs

The enemy had me down on the ground but I remembered. I reached deep into my pockets. "pocket crabs!" He was blinded forever

by Pocket_crabs March 26, 2022


sesh crab

A sesh crab is a cunt who goes around the sesh just to nip and bite people

Fuck that Aidan prick, he’s a fucking sesh crab, don’t invite him because last time he came he nipped my fucking arm so hard it wouldn’t stop bleeding

by Rockbeast74 June 15, 2019


mess of crabs

a whole shit load of crotch critters

Megan has done gone and given Donny a whole mess of crabs

by red kong July 7, 2014


jamaican crab go crunch

15 british/jamaican person who does boxing

have u heard of jamaican crab go crunch?

by catorgansontiktok December 25, 2020


Brain Crabs

when sebastian the crab makes you forget words

"Bro sometimes words look like they aren't real words" "Oh no bro you got brain crabs" "Oh shit bro"

by albeefo July 15, 2022