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My favorite type of pokemon in pearl.
flygon dragonite salamence flygon rayquaza bagon garchomp and ohh flygon!
Flygon is the best dragon pokemon out of all.All hail flygon!
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A dude is getting some hummer action from a chick, and he decides to blow his load into her mouth without her knowing when. When he shoots his seed into her mouth and down her throat he also gives her a swift punch to the neck. This swift punch causes her to cough/gag on the jizzbomb, the cough/gag in turn forces the cumbubble up her nasal pasage and out her nose. The final effect of this devastating move looks like a fire breathing dragon, that is if fire was indeed a guys hot spermatoza.
That fucking slut cheated on me so i gave her the fire breathing dragon while she was all over my choad.
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When a girl is giving you a blow job, you grab her head and make her deep throat so much the cum goes out her nose.
She was giving a boy a blow job when he made the white dragon.
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Adj. Sand Dragoned, Sand Dragoning.
The action in which one person kneels, while holding their buttocks in the air, thrusts down with their hips onto the receiver, followed by the phrase, yelled out loud "SAND DRAGON!"
Aaron got Sand Dragoned while he was asleep.
Shut up or i'll Sand Dragon you!
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when the recipient of the art of the blowjob decides to upsmack the bitch with his hand on the back of her head at the point of cumming her brains out so as to incite that very spewage to come out her nose.
she wasnt sucking hard enough so i cum dragoned her
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When you fart in one place and the smell follows behind you into another room.
Eric: aaahh, what the hell is that smell!!!
Mike: what?
Eric: Dude, did you just fart?
Mike: yeah, but i did it outside
Eric: dammit man, you dragon tail that fart into the room.
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From, "You gotta slay a few dragons to get to the princess" a dragon slayer is someone who is out doing dirties with the hopes of finding a nice girl to really date. Or he's just using it as an excuse for never settling down.
"Gillies has been a dragon slayer longer than Jesus!"
"He'll never get to a princess"
"No way does he even want to!"
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