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Lanky Kong's current job.
Give creepy lectures with penis and vulva puppets.
$64,439 per year
He earned a degree in a college town and decided to work as a sex ed clown. Now he has a penis puppet and a vulva puppet too. And he'll give a creepy lecture just for you
Like go postal, but the shooter is goin' to college. The academic, pressures, cliques, Greek life, and latent homosexuality of so many college activities drives a minority of undergraduates into the going co-ed zone. Especially where state gun laws are less restrictive and where psychological evaluations matter less, they can pack heat and now down fellow co-eds, profs if they're really pissed. See Virginia Tech.
Horrified co-ed 1: Omg! It's like he's gonna go co-ed. He looks like a total freakazoid nerdster and totz ready to shoot
Horrified co-ed 2: and he's hot for the BMOC - never gonna get a piece of that either
Horrified co-ed 3: and he's been collecting semi-automatics! Shite.
Horrified co-ed 1: so are we gonna go to intro Econ class he's in tomorrow?
Horrified co-ed 2: yeah.
Horrified co-ed 3: sure why not.
a ginger nut biscuit probably no ginger pubes very veryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy sus and gay
why are your pubes ed sherran colured
THE HOTTEST SEXY LITTLE GINGER TWINK MAN MAKES ME MOAN, STICK A HAIRBRUSH UP MY ASS, AND IRISH DANCE TO THE SHAPE OF YOU WHILE SNORTING STEROIDS. MAKES ME CREAM OUT PHOTOGRAPHS WHILE TWIRLLING MY HAIR AND AGGERISVLY BITING MY LIP. MY FAVORITE FOOT FETISH, SQUIERLY DADDY DINKY BADDIE BABYGIRL WITH GINGER PUBES.
Every night I beat my meat to Ed Sherran because he's daddy and has a monstrous cockity cock.
A legend.
Best person I have ever met.
No-one is better than this man.
This is the type of person you want to be friends with.
They are polite, kind and have a great sense of humour.
Windles' are the best.
"Yo Tyler is that Ed Windle?"
"Ed Windle Is the best!"
When an actual chant at a sports event is alleged to be something else. Or covering up an actual chant with fake noise as if to pretend it wasn't being said at all.
The Atlanta Braves fans were Brandon-ed by the TV network as they were chanting there famous tomohawk chant during the World Series.
A guy named Ed-Yanni is basically a god . Ed-Yanni's we're anciently craft by the greek gods themselves .Ed-Yanni's are known to have the smallest cock in the universe ,but to complete what they lacking they got an amazing personality.Also Ed-Yanni are at the very base of the human creation.They put a smile on everybodie's face when they are near them.To finish Ed-Yanni's got the best head game in history , wait I also forgot to mention that they are nearly perfect and handsome .
"Who was that handsome guy walking ? "
"Oh , him , he's the coolest guy in the school , Ed-Yanni"