cock face

a person being an idiot, jerk, cock, asshole, or being plain stupid.

shortened term - also see being a cock.

"fuck dude your being such a cock face right now"

"dont be such a cock face!"

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About face

1. Before it was perverted, it was a military manouver in which a soldier or a troop turn around in the opposite direction; 180 degrees.

"Charlie Company, A-BOUT FACE!"

*soldiers turn swiftly and uniformly to face the opposite direction.*

*Onlookers are amazed with such precision and sexyness...*

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nuts in the face

A basketball term used when someone executes a dunk with authority, hangs on the rim, lifts up his legs as if he was teabaggin his opponent (putting his scrotum on another’s head). See also ding alling dinner

Oh shit shaq just went nuts in the face on that nigga

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Jade-faced

The act of becoming extremely intoxicated, while at the same time being extremely attractive.

--dude, you better slow down with those shots

--but im celebrating getting a modeling contract!

--i guess your gonna get Jade-faced tonight

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--OMG IM TOTALLY JADE-FACED!!!

--that girl is way too ugly to be jade-faced

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Disco Face

A female with a beautiful face in the dim lights of a club, that once exposed to natural light revels an inordinate amount of acne and or poor complexion.

The next morning; Man that bitch had a disco face!

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Computer Face

When someone stares at the computer really closley and there eyes start squinting

Reagan Pitchford has a computer face

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Poop Face

The face kids make when they're pooping

Hey what's with the poop face?

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