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To recieve a blowjob with maple syrup spread on your dick while eating out a moose' pussy (or asshole) and watching the Stanley Cup.
I pulled a Canada's History yesterday with my girlfriend and this moose. It was amazing.
Before this sex act begins, the man spends an hour cementing maple syrup onto his penis to add bulk. The woman assumes a headstand and begins performing fellatio on the man while he shoves a moose antler up the woman's vagina as far as he can. The woman then gets on her knees as the man uses an antique rifle from the war of 1812 to fire a rubber rod up the woman's anus. The man then shoves various Canadian currency up the woman's vagina and fills her mouth with moose droppings while several other men masturbate into a Stanley Cup. After they ejaculate, the semen is used to draw a Canadian Flag onto the woman's back.
Jill: Hey Ashley guess what.
Ashley: What?
Jill: I got Canada's History-ed last night. Those Canadians sure do know how to make my vagina sticky and my anus sore.
A Sex act involving maple syrup, the Stanley Cup, antlers, and the entire cast of Little People Big World.
Also known as a Canadian History Lesson
"Steven's sister from Yale thought she had what it takes, until she sat down to receive an oral exam in Canada's History"
A type of Bestiality. The Act of having sex with Beavers while enjoying a G.B. Special.
Dude, There's a G.B. Special!
Lets find some beaver and have a Canada's History!
A one time a year sex act. During the third period of the seventh game of the Stanley Cup finals. Maple syrup is poured from a Stanley Cup replica onto the ass of your partner. The partner is then spanked with Moose antlers while singing "O Canada". If the antler sticks, a blow job ensues until climax , when the ejaculate is mixed with the maple syrup to release the stuck antler.(also called "pulling the goalie").
Remember the time we did "Canada's History" and you forgot to "pull the goalie"?
No. It's been so long since a Canadian team has played for the Stanley Cup.
(v). A sex act involving one partner trying to make "goals" into of one of the other partner's orifices with a hockey stick and puck.
"Mike thought that his date was boring, until she asked him what he knew about Canada's history. That's when things got interesting."
A sexual move that involves taking a shrimp deveiner to your partner's dick.
I'm not walking straight after learning a little about Canada's history last night.