Well Dumb

When a person solves a simple problem with a complicated, expensive, or unnecessary response. This phrase is to be said after a somewhat satisfying solution is made and in a sarcastic tone. Usually, the provided solution does not offer a permanent solution to the original problem, making their sacrifices pointless.

Person 1: “I was eating spaghetti earlier and I didn’t have a clean fork, so I made one out of toothpicks and the tip of a spoon I broke to make it.”
Person 2: “So you didn’t just wash a dirty fork, but instead made one? Well Dumb.”

well-refined

One who is sophisticated, well-educated and gracious. A person who exudes confidence, wit and social acumen.

Martin is so well-refined that I never have to worry about being embarassed in social settings. He can converse with just about anyone on any topic.

well then shit

The realization of a fatal error after numerous attempts at solving a problem have been exhausted. Whereas all solutions were well planned, none of them worked. Sometimes used in contraction form: “well’n shit!!”

(Handyman): “We’ve tried six times now to get this toilet unclogged, and nothing seems to work.”
(Toilet Owner): “Well then shit!!”
(Handyman): “I could do that if the toilet actually worked...”

Oh, well...

When you are finished with a conversation and want to just give up the whole convo...

You know, that is how it goes, Oh, well...

Be well

A greeting similar to "take care".

Has two separate origins:

One from old Hebrew, and Yiddish where taken from a common greetings literal translation to "be well"

The other is coined from the movie "Demolition man" meant to sound like an evolution of slang that was meant to sound strange to contemporary viewers.

However the movie was a popular cult classic and the slang became commonly used in the following years, until the term became a common contemporary email signature in popular culture today.

Hi Mark,

See attached receipt for our recent concluded business. Feel free to reach out to me if you require similar services in the future.

Be well,

Marc

well butter my biscuitz

its a phrase u use when you are suprised

by isla

i ate my ass
WELL BUTTER MY BISCUITZ

well quit it!

Infamous quote by Tourettes Guy when his son just fell down the stairs.

Can be also used in a very dramatic situation.

Original:

Tourettes Guy: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT???
Guy: Your son just fell down the stairs!
Tourettes Guy: Well quit it!

In a dramatic situation:

Guy 1: *screams*
Dick: What the fuck's all that screaming shit?
Guy 2: Dick, your friend just cut his dick off!!!
Dick: Well quit it!!!