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He puts it on when horny.. right?
im pulling out the Stanley Mov A-Train glasses 😎
If you wear two glasses that means you fuck absolutely uncountable of dudes and get absolutely no bitches. It also means that your six eyes can’t even let you see your tiny ass penis
That guy wearing two glasses look like you
This is when a pc or a laptop decides to hang at the most critical e-mail/operation that you have ever done in your entire life.
It is also when IT comes along and states the bloody obvious that you pc/laptop has just hung and needs to quit .It also results in the loss of the data that you were either doing or sending resulting in a huge amount of tourettes from yourself and 4 weeks work down the pan
your pc/laptop has suffered terminal hour glass failure,or has just hung
With violence an everyday occurance, drug dealers were getting glassed and the incidents were largely ignored by the neighbors.
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Where you use someones foreskin pull it up and use it as a shot glass
Johny did 5 jewish shot glasses what a legend
Glasses so big u can hear with them
I'm not sure she'll fit in my Mini Cooper. Her listening glasses were twice as wide as her face!
to tell someone who is denying being queer that their queerness is too obvious to ignore
lily: bro, just say that you're gay. it's not that hard!
george: i'm not, though??? i'm straight..
cameron (walking by and talking to george): hi, sweetheart!
george (turns around): oh. hi, darling :)
*cameron walks away*
lily: .....
george: what?!?!
lily: my dude, my bro, my bROther in Christ. the closet is fucking glass. how are you THIS dense???