Polish Tea

captain morgan rum and coke. just a simple capt and coke.

“Hey Matt, may I please get a Polish Tea”
“Harry get off my Polish Tea”

Polish Jesus

Very cool kid known as "chill guy" or "depression god"
Long-hair guy, no-smoke and Shephard lover and not sure about that
Loves life and no smoke for sureee
When they ask me: "Watchuuu doinggg?" I answer: " VINTAGE and I'm good"

Girl 1: Have you seen the new student Polish Jesus, he looks quite focus on studies and minimalistic
Girl 2: Are you sureeeee&watchuu doinggg???
Girl 3: Shephard likes this Polish Jesus for sureeee.

Polish Whisper

It's like an Irish whisper but an entire decibel louder. For Polish people whispering in such a fashion and people talking to said Pole.

*Insert Name here* Just gave me the Polish whisper telling me that my fly is down Infront of all those women

Polish Eye Glue

Foreign polish cum that is shot into the eyes of innocent woman to help keep there eyes shut so they don't see a polish hammer enter their Ass at high speeds.

Harris quick she is waking up give her some polish eye glue so I can jam my 3 inch polish jet boat into her brown tightpocket.

polish gap

the bare area of your nail that grows out in between no chip manicures.

To avoid a polish gap go to the nail salon every two weeks without fail.

Nail Polish Mindset

Financial mindset to cope with the ongoing Lebanese Economic Crisis that lead to the shooting of the prices.

Compare the price of anything to 1 Nail Polish = 140,000 PBP, you’ll find anything to be cheaper, reducing the guilt to buy anything.

X: OMG? THIS LUNCH COSTS 70,000 LBP?? IT USED TO COST 10,000 LBP

Ms Next: HONEY! That’s only HALF a nail polish. Let’s get that lunch!

X: Oh yes, the Nail Polish Mindset😂! I forgot about that. Thank you love, you’re the best.

polish ea

Polish ea is like the sex postion 69. but exept two average sized people its two dwarfs. The polish ea postion includes biting the other person genitals visa/versa

polish ea