Salad Penis

A penis that is covered in hair, so that it actually resembles a bushy salad.

I had a wicked salad penis after dinner last night.

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Salad Shooter

A phrase used to convey anger, frustration, or simply to replace other, more crude words. Also used as a question/answer to inquire as to the status of another person, with the response conveying frustration. Generally used in workplace environments where cursing is discouraged.

Dude: *heavy sigh*
Chick: "Salad shooter?"
Dude: "Ugh. Salad shooter."

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salad fingers

A demented man with the voice of an old woman who gains sexual pleasure from caressing spoons, preferably rusty. Salad fingers, in some unamaginably unamaginable way, is made of salad. He was created by a miserable lump of meaningless, waist of meat, named David Firth, who, without knowing, rules the Universe. He makes me happy. I eat asians. Goodbye you shit.

"I like rusty spoons!"

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Fruit Salad

Is when you ejaculate in a girls face and then throw cut up bits of fruit at her.

Fruit Salad

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fruit salad

A song sung by The Wiggles which is sadly too easy to make fun of, due to the fact that we all can tell that all of them, even the pirate (or the butt pirate), are all gay. The fact that they sing this song basically sounds like they're singing about having a gay orgy, a.k.a. "the fruit salad."

"First step, peel your bananas (Translation: unzip the pants)...the first step, eat up your banana. (Translation: suck the dick)"

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buck salad

A salad made with anal buckage and lettuce topped with afterbirth as dressing.

I think the afterbirth on my buck salad went bad.

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salad girl

An individual of any gender that is subject to secretive and humorous pity from an outside group of people

Omg Sarah, look at the guy eating alone at the table, he’s such a salad girl

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