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What me and your mom had last night (dabs)
Lets talk bout sex oh baby lets talk about sex yeah....
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When a mommy and a daddy really love each other...
THE MOMMY QUICKLY GRABS DADDY'S P3NIS AND SHOVES IT IN HER PUSSY. DADDY THEN SHOVES IT IN HER MOUTH UNTIL HE IS ABOUT TO CUM.
then after a few seconds...
DADDY STARTS TO SUCK OF MOMMY'S PUSSY UNTILL SHE CUMS 5 TIMES, BUT DADDY AND MOMMY AREN'T DONE YET. THEY CONTINUE TO SHOVE DADDY'S P3NIS IN MOMMY'S PUSSY.
they go...
IIINNN AND OOUUUTTT AND IIINNN AND OOOUUUTTT AND, etc.
I saw mommy and daddy having sex again, but this time they let me join in to have a threesome.
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*face plan* dude. Why would you look up sex on urban dictionary? I think you should ask your parents.....I want nothing to do with ruining your childhood. Now, go ask your mom/dad/guardian about the birds and the bees.
Why would you look sex up in urban dictionary? Leave now or I'll tell your mom......and possibly shut off your internet.
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sex is a sensation, driven by temptation. A guy sticks his location into a girl's destination. To increase the population, for the next generation. Do you get my explanation or do you need a demonstration?
Passport guy-"Whats your sex?" Me-"can't you tell by looking at me?"
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What happens when a mommy and daddy love each other very much
Stepdad "I just had hardcore anal sex with your mom"
Son "I fucking hate you, Jared"
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Sex is what made you. Sex is for pleasure. Sex is for sluts. Sex is Fun. Sex is a name for a sex. Sex could also mean SSEX = ORGASMS
Jon - I ass fucked your mum then had sexual intercourse with her
You - WHAT THE FUUUCK?
Your mum - It was called sex
You - CAN I HAVE SEX?
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