Snow juggalo

A term used to describe corpse paint wearing,bullet belt adorned, lucifer bothering "more kvlt than thou" black metal fanboys (And girls).

Black metal fanboy *in norwegian accent* " have you heard the new satanic death Christian fuckcunt album, its so raw and primitive.... so very kvlt"
Any normal person "You know you are just a snow juggalo right?"

Black metal fanboy "fvck".... hangs head in shame

2👍 1👎

snow-blowing

An act which occurs during fellatio at the time of ejaculation, in which, as means attempting to avoid swallowing ejaculatory fluid, the fellatio performer blows the expelling fluid all over the fellatiated male's genitals. This technique may also be utilized for its theatrically aesthetic value during an erotic or arousing sexual performance (eg; in a porn film)

Girl... I was giving him head and then he came in my mouth..."
"OMG!... did you swallow?!"
"No girl... I started snow-blowing! ...and he loved it!"

4👍 2👎

snow widow

Wives of men who plow and leave for 12-36 hours at a time

The forecast calls for 6-12”; looks like I’ll be a snow widow this Christmas.

2👍 1👎

Snow Bombed

When a nicely dressed person is walking down the street during or after a snowstorm and a person with a snow blower walks by them and blasts them with a powerful surge of snow.

"I was all dressed up and headed for my meeting downtown when some dude came out of no where and totally Snow Bombed me!"

2👍 1👎

Snow Bowl

A football game played in the snow. Very entertaining for fans of teams that are used to playing in the snow seeing their team kick the ass of a team that is not used to playing in the snow.

Oh My God the Patriots are kicking the Dolphins ass in this snow bowl

2👍 1👎

hank snow

To move on. To leave work one day and never return to that job. To quit a job with zero gucks given Bye Felicia.

Hey. Have you seen Big Jon this week? He pulled a Hank Snow.

2👍 1👎

Snow Button

The button you press to raise your car a little further off the ground so you have clearance from the snow.

Keyna pushed the snow button on his car to jack up his Lexus so he could get through the snowbank.

2👍 1👎