A “sexuality” made me a waste of sperm to promote transphobia.
“what’s your sexuality?”
“i’m super straight.”
“go chew on rocks and d*e”
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A fake sexuality created in tiktok made to validate transphobia
Person 1: I'm super straight
Person 2: that's transphobic
Person 1:no it's my sexual identity
Person 2: it's fine to not want to date a trans person it's a preference but the identity super straight is made to invalidate the lgbtqia+ community
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'Super-cained' occurs to people smoking excessive amounts of pot. It is quite an intense high, as one will find oneself getting sucked into the centre of the earth. It's more intense than 'mashed,' much for intense than 'cained' and far more intense than just a 'high.'
"I... thiiiiiink I may be super-cained... AAAAARrrr!!"
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Getting your butt hole aggressively fisted while reach around hammer stroking a veiny meat whistle to a climax of biblical proportions.
The air pressure that a super soaker creates can knock a blind folded midget carnie off a fence post from 200 meters
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Extremely tight jeans that take atleast 10 minutes to get on and off not good if you want to get laid
take your super tights off so we can have sexual intercourse.
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a super stranger is when someone else sits on their own hand, and then proceeds to jerk you off
we were going to have a circle jerk, but we decided to go with super strangers instead; this way, it doesn't really count.
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a) noun, a extraodinarily beautiful super-hero who needs no cape, just rock-climbing gear, yoga, and her sunny smile to kick the forces of evil's arses. This super-hero is known to do all things and everything, fueling her generous spirit and laughing at children habit with only diet coke and gluten and lactose free nutrition.
b) verb, to either: survive hell (take out the e, replace with and i) with a smile, to beat up large impostors named Stefan, to conquer the world, to lead the sometimes lost, to give hope, to love, to cause Mischief AND to give grief to silly students like Taylor, Jessica, or Keely (well more than just those mavaricks)
a) (noun)
"Watch out, Debbie Downer! Super Koyo is about to burst your little raincloud with her sunny smile and killer yoga pose!"
b) (verb)
"That Bully named Silly Stefan is at it again....I'm gonns go SUPER KOYO on his ass!"
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