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when a girl has fallen asleep after a night of vigorous sex, the man pulls back the covers, takes a hot steamy dump at the end of the bed, puts on his clothes, and leaves. She wakes up in the morning, sniffs around, pulls off the covers and: SURPRISE!!!
Friend A: You think that ugly girl you slept with last night is going to call you?
Friend B: Nah, I gave her a Sunday Morning Surprise, she'll never want to see me again.
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When a Narwhal bursts through the ice using it's lance like tooth to penetrate somone's anus.
My butt still hurts after that Narwhal gave me an Alaskan Narwhal Surprise.
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the semen that is ejaculated out of the body through the penis.
when someone is giving you a bj and you don't tell them when you're about to cum
you can ask someone if they want an egg white surprise and then whip out your penis
hey you want an egg white surprise ?
sure
ok close your eyes and say ''ahh''
theres your egg white surprise
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The act of a middle aged women of a moderate weight sliding down a hill. Her pants and underwear must be off, and the hill has to have frigid temperatures and dew must still be on the ground. Upon sliding down, the dew from the hill has collected in the pubical regions of the woman's crotchal area. After obtaining the excess collection, it may be used as spread on various delicacies. Examples include bread, cakes, funnel cakes, cupcakes, cookies, muffins, bagels, salads, and sandwiches.
Mary took advantage of Jim's wedding and made her infamous "Muff Slush Surprise Upside Down Cake."
The guests loved her special topping.
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While doing a girl doggie style, quickly pull out your dick and shove it in her ass. Not advisable on 'return visit' females.
I gave bridgette a Poop Chute Surprise. You should have seen her face dude.
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A Gymbag surprise is when your mother sends you a care package filled with extra clothes, deodorant, and other supplies. Upon receiving the package, you realize that she sent the items to you in one of her bags. You think nothing of it until, you have emptied all of YOUR belongings out, but the bag is still heavy.... You open up the side pouch to find your mom left her dildo and lube in the bag and sent it to you!!!!!
Tom can never look at his mother the same after she hit him with a gym bag surprise!
Sam doesn't know how he can ever thank his mom for the gym bag surprise.
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Getting some unexpected but very welcome recognition or windfall.
Winning something awesome, against the odds.
President Obama never saw that Nobel Peace Prize coming. Surprise!
I woke up this morning to a Peace Prize surprise: hot, naked booty! Thanks, beer!
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