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when you cut your dickhair over someones pillow before they sleep
friend 1: i got a hairy pillow yesterday
friend 2: haha it was me
Sex.
Hym "No, not having sex with the pillow you stupid bitch. You put it underneath your ass use it to prop up (much like woman are in society) your lower half further up off the bed to get a wider range of motion (for thrusting) and a better angle on the box. Ya know? So, if you're like, fucking a fattie on an old mattress that has worn down springs in the center... That will help with that... So, yeah... That's 2nd use for a pillow... So, uh... What's this about a beach? You got an Instagram or something? What's going on there?"
The best friend anyone could ask for who’s name was a typo
“He’s a pillow skates he forgot his own kid”
“PILLOW”
when u make a pillow fort and someone dutch ovens it and it smells so rancid and nasty like rotten eggs.
Aw man! Who pillow farted?!?!?! it smells bad! evacuate!
A porch pillow is a white trash person that’s always hanging out on the porch and/or stoop of their house/apartment when you drive by.
(Driving past trailer park) Hey Martha, check out all those porch pillow(s) up to no good. They need to get a job!