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new years eve treatment

the act of licking your girlfriend's butt hole skin while she is passed out drunk on new years eve, just to see what its like.

that new years eve treatment i gave her last night was the dogs balls!

by don juan jovi May 27, 2008


9 Year Old Army

The traditional army of Pewdiepie, our lord and saviour. As soon as one of the 9 year olds turn ten they go straight to Ali A. The 9 Year Old Army is sworn to defend their king against the armies of the evil corporate entity; T-Series. As of the publishing of this definition, the 9 year old army has approximately 88,393,093,230 troops.

I am a sworn member of the 9 Year Old Army

by TheKomodo2019 March 08, 2019


40 year old serbian

A man with a lot of pubic hair.
As made famous by the move "I love you, Man"

I took him to the beach and he had a bush like a 40 year old serbian

by w00tman123 January 20, 2010


see you next year

Commonly stated by the class goofball while on their way out of the classroom before winter break.

Since the break goes through new years day, the jokester is stating that the next time he greets you, it will be a year ahead the last time he saw you.

jack: Wow bye guys! Cant wait for christmas break!

Sean: "See you next year"!

jack: We need to stop hanging out.

by Thishandleisntinuse January 01, 2020


New Years Suckin' Eve

The 2020 to 2021 New Years eve that will likely go down in history as the most lame, uninspired and COVID suppressed transition in recorded history.

Hey, what were you doin' as the ball was dropping on 2020?
Ahhh, well I was getting drunk, practicing social distancing, and giving the stink eye to the anti-vaxxers and Trumpites protesting mask wearing, inoculation and science, in general.
New Years Suckin' Eve, eh?
Pretty much, yeah.

by YAWA January 01, 2021


12 year old

People that oftentimes get defensive about their age because of the stereotype given out on the internet, and try to act more mature then they actually are to make themselves seem not as bad

(in an attempt to seem different from other 12 year olds) "im 12 years old and this is not funny"

by killerbuster December 12, 2020


Eight Year Olds, Dude

1. a quote made popular by John Turturro's character "The Jesus" in The Big Lebowski.

2.(v) exposing yourself to a small child, but only fans of a certain movie will know what you're talking about

1. Jesus Quintana: Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."

The Dude: Jesus.

Jesus Quintana: You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.

Walter Sobchak: Eight year olds, Dude.

2.
Wife: Where have you been Frank?
Frank: Eight Year olds, dude
Wife: whatever you say dear

Jeff Bridges: How've you been man?
Frank: Eight year olds, dude
Jeff Bridges: fuckin aye!

by NobodyFucksWithTheJesus December 27, 2010