The most loyal group of Pewdiepie supporters in existence. If T-series passes, these will be the last survivors to fend for their king.
Bob: Hey, you part of the nine year old army
Joe: What's that?
Bob: Pewdiepie's most loyal subscribers.
Joe: Sign me up!
Grade 4 teacher: Shut up and listen.
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A majority of the people at this site, who like to type in dirty definitions.
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the act of licking your girlfriend's butt hole skin while she is passed out drunk on new years eve, just to see what its like.
that new years eve treatment i gave her last night was the dogs balls!
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The traditional army of Pewdiepie, our lord and saviour. As soon as one of the 9 year olds turn ten they go straight to Ali A. The 9 Year Old Army is sworn to defend their king against the armies of the evil corporate entity; T-Series. As of the publishing of this definition, the 9 year old army has approximately 88,393,093,230 troops.
I am a sworn member of the 9 Year Old Army
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A man with a lot of pubic hair.
As made famous by the move "I love you, Man"
I took him to the beach and he had a bush like a 40 year old serbian
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Commonly stated by the class goofball while on their way out of the classroom before winter break.
Since the break goes through new years day, the jokester is stating that the next time he greets you, it will be a year ahead the last time he saw you.
jack: Wow bye guys! Cant wait for christmas break!
Sean: "See you next year"!
jack: We need to stop hanging out.
The 2020 to 2021 New Years eve that will likely go down in history as the most lame, uninspired and COVID suppressed transition in recorded history.
Hey, what were you doin' as the ball was dropping on 2020?
Ahhh, well I was getting drunk, practicing social distancing, and giving the stink eye to the anti-vaxxers and Trumpites protesting mask wearing, inoculation and science, in general.
New Years Suckin' Eve, eh?
Pretty much, yeah.