Sophisticated, well spoken, beautiful man who behaves like an actual animal. Although his looks may trick you, he is actually more resembling of a beast
Gozer kanker heb je die snap van job van Breukelen geopend gewoon weer een foto van zn drol
To cover a penis with wet paint and perform oral sex, causing the paint to spray and slash around.
Example 1: "We're gonna van-guzzle later, right?"
Example 2: "We need to add some spice to our relationship. Want to try van-guzzling?"
Example 3: "I took her to my penthouse and we van-guzzled!"
literally the best surname in the universe. If you know anyone with this surname never let them go, they are the sweetest kindest person ever and you know they will be there for you but if you betray them they will never forget.
"Damn I wish I was a van Eeden"
"Yea me too, who would not want to be?"
A short fat bald man who drives big fans to intimidate other workers on site.
Van Drivers Feel threatened by kids and bigger men and are often nervous
When you go in for a hug with the intent of saying goodbye, forcefully pressing your warm ear against the ear of the other individual. The gesture on itself is as manly as it is awkward, especially when the Reversed van Gogh'er is bearded up.
"Yo, when John-John left the party he completely Van Gogh'ed my #ss".
"I can still feel the brush of his stubble on my cheek from the time Franky Reversed van Gogh'ed me".
A former gitam student with very unzipping nature, a person who always wants to get naked or get nude with full of sexual desire
She got pa-van the other night, don't get pa-van in public for god's sake!