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weed eater

1. An electric or gas-powered rotary trimmer, used for cutting grass and weeds, from a standing height.

2. A haircut so bad it appears as if it were performed with such a device.

1. I'm going to use the weed eater on the back deck.

2. Did you cut your hair yourself? It looks like a weed-eater!

by eyeheartboobs January 11, 2005


weed cutting

farting under the influence of weed

Lucy's bean burrito dinner and the hashish afterwards led to a lot of weed cutting

by exptruth09 June 10, 2010


Couch Weed

Weed that falls into the couch, either in a bag or not, and is found sometime after it feel into the couch.

Dude! I found some couch weed!

by smashedwindshield January 24, 2010


weed hallucination

Olfactory hallucination of marijuana in a home or vehicle. Most often heard by motorists as "I smell marijuana" by law enforcement officers as an excuse (probable cause) to search a vehicle.

Even though I hadn't smoked pot since 1980, the state trooper was in the midst of a weed hallucination and insisted he could search the trunk of my car.

by ferolily December 13, 2014


Weed Ant

When somebody can conserve marijuana as much as possible

Haha, bro im such a weed ant i smoked a whole gram for a week!

by Joooordan October 19, 2014


aged weed

The crusty dusty dried up weed hidden in tobacco pipes.

I think there’s some aged weed in my pipe broski.

by jefftheheff September 14, 2021


weed trap

A stretch of space one encounters that carries a strong scent of marijuana. Unlike a speed trap, a weed trap is often unexpected and won't ruin your day.

Joe snickered as he strolled through two weed traps during his afternoon walk and drove through a third on the way to the dentist.

by bobo76 November 16, 2021