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"Dread Pirate Roberts" Syndrome

The everyday act of telling someone you can only have sex with them this one time only to come back the following day for more sex. Taken from the great movie "The Princess Bride" in which the Dread Pirate Roberts tells Westley (Cary Elwes) that he'll most likely kill him in the morning only to spare him every time.

Dude 1: Danielle said she wanted to have sex with me but she could only do it this one time. Then she came back this morning and we did it again.

Dude 2: Sounds like she's got a bit of the old "Dread Pirate Roberts" Syndrome

by exptruth09 April 12, 2011

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Porno

The greatest thing in the world next to ice cream and barbecue. Looked down on by many people but those people are, you know, whatever.

Every good American should prove their worth by watching and making a porno.

by exptruth09 August 30, 2011

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weed cutting

farting under the influence of weed

Lucy's bean burrito dinner and the hashish afterwards led to a lot of weed cutting

by exptruth09 June 10, 2010

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Karenheit

Unit of measurement for entitled female behavior in any public setting but especially cafes and grocery stores

The karenheit was intense when 5 different women demanded to speak to the manager at Starbuck's today.

by exptruth09 June 21, 2020


Alanology

The study of all things relating to Alan Wilson, a founding member, harmonica player, guitar player and blues genius of Canned Heat. These include the study of blues guitar, slide guitar, harmonica, John Lee Hooker, and Son House. Alanology also includes the study of nature and conservation.

My friend Rebecca knows Alanology better than anyone I know. Not only does she play a mean harmonica but she's so in tuned with nature just like Alan was.

by exptruth09 May 3, 2011