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brain fart

A sudden thought, seemingly out of nowhere, that has nothing to do with the topic you are discussing.

We were discussing the party when all of the sudden my husband had a brain fart and asked me to remind him to change the air filter on his car.

by Sleeping Aurora July 21, 2014

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cock on the brain

When someone puts it in your ear and you can feel it touch your brain so hard.

We were just hanging out and he put his " cock on the brain" ; it felt so weird .

by Colly Color April 5, 2016

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Silk Brain

The more wrinkles you have on your brain, the smarter you are. Having a silk brain is the lack of wrinkles on your brain, denoting extreme stupidity or inebriation.

"Nice move, silk brain."
"What a silk."
"Did you see Matt at the bar last night? He got silky as hell."

by Ridicculus June 22, 2009

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Brain Biscuit

medication,an anti depressant etc anything related

got to take my brain biscuits
the doctor put me on brain biscuits.

by the nut job November 5, 2010

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piss brains

1. A brain which is actually filled with nothing but piss.
2. Some idiot who has pissed on his brains.
3. A good name to call a dunce.
4. Useless fool.

A dumbass who has verbal diarrhoea. (good name to call someone, i.e. your best pal)

by Mr Piss-Brains January 29, 2004

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Monkey brains

Lack of intellect and common sense.

George Weasel Bush

by Ishtar Garanga March 27, 2003

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brain snap

the term used by famous people (and normal people) to justify doing something really stupid that if they'd taken half a second to think about it they probably wouldn't have done it anyway. it's a cheap way of saying sorry for doing something dumb and not taking any slack for it.

the famous celebrity phone throwing incident that everyone knows about - headline of paper "how my brain snapped"

by trinie July 31, 2006

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