70s big

opposite of 90s small. Defines a male as someone that weighs more than 200 lbs. It celebrates lifting heavy weights, eating lots of food and drinking whole milk.

That dude is 70s big

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Big Texan

Restaurant in Amarillo Texas located East of town on I-40 that advertises on all the major Interstates hundreds of miles in all directions. Their claim to fame is a FREE 72 oz. steak dinner (if eaten in one hour). Meal includes 72 oz steak, shrimp cocktail, roll, and baked potato. If you are unable to eat it, the cost is like $50.00. Well worth getting one of your friends to try it and if he fails, pay the $50 for him. It's worth $50 to see someone try to shit 4.5 pounds of beef, right???

Kid #1: "Hey, lets eat there dad."
Kid #2: "Yes, yes, yes." "Yeaaaa Big Texan."
Dad: "Ok, ok kids, settle the hell down before I pull the goddamn car over."
Kid #1: "You hungry grandma?"
Grandma: "Well, as a matter of fact I'm famished little Johnny"
Kid #2: ...snicker...
Kid #1: "Hey, whats that smell dad?"
Dad: "Thats Amarillo son."

An hour later....

Kid #1: "Yea Grandma, you did it!"
Grandma "I dont feel to well kids."
Kid #2: "Just wait till tomorrow Grandma." "Your gonna have 4.5 lbs of beef hangin out your ass!!!!"
Kid #1: "Yea Grandma, It'll feel like a Big Texan was in there!"
Kid #1 and #2: "Ha ha ha ha."
Dad: Get in the car you little bastards!"

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Big Peen

Huge cock big dick fat asf eat my ass suck my choad and I’m not even gay. I love pubic hair. I eat dick hair for dinner because I can not afford anything else.

My big peen is very big

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Big Bear

A strong beer coming in 40 oz bottles. Cheap and tasty, perfect for getting the job done.

I went camping the other weekend and just brought up a cooler of big bears, they kept me going all weekend.

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Big J

An affectionate title for a blowjob. A Big J is a "Big Job," Job being short for blowjob.

"Alright, eh, how bout a Big J?"

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big booty

Someone's (usually a female's) large buttox that looks very attractive to those of the opposite sex.

Damn, Silvia's got a big booty.

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big momma

a grand-mother, a matriarchal figure that takes care of and runs the family, watching after the little ones.

yo, my momma was arrested again, so i gots to stay with my big momma

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