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When you fart for the first time in a new relationship.
It can take days, weeks, months, as long as you wait to fart or shit in the presence of your significant other.
Breaking The Brown Ice
I just couldn't hold it anymore.. I had practiced as a child to make them silent.. I though I could do it for this one. It was nearing the end of Mr. Bean and it made this romping sound. She looked at me and giggled. That was the day I broke the Brown Ice.
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The act of going to the bathroom before your actually need to so that you do not have to go later.
Joe: I’m taking a preemptive pee break before the moive starts so I don’t miss the climax.
Tom: Good idea, I'm right behind ya man.
An injury that results from excessive beer drinking in a hot tub. The abrasive nature of the twist off PBR top tears the cutaneous layer of the index finger. Scars and blood are not uncommon.
Damn it Jon, i can't give as many high-fives with this spring break finger lingering.
when one who has had a one night stand wakes up and sneaks away before having to confront the person they spent the night with.
i woke up in some guy's dorm room after my 21st birthday party- totally a wake and make a break situation.
Frat Guy 1: hey i saw you leave the bar with that blonde last night. you get her number?
Frat Guy 2: Nah, we just did it at her apartment. this morning i had to wake and make a break.
When someone feels hard done by, a reply of TBK or Tough Break Kid is sure to follow.
Girl: I have to work this weekend :(
Guy: Tough Break Kid #TBK
bad luck unfortunate
It means that you aren’t what you were earlier
Dude I’m doing amazing
I’m breaking down
The manner in which you take a persons asscheeks and spread them while fucking them. Anal or pussy is fine.
I will break your asstonight and you will climax so hard.
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